I’ve complained about this before. Up until today, I’ve never had the opportunity to confront any of the offenders, other than give them the hairy eyeball.
At around 7:30 this morning I got my chance.
As I approached the median, to turn left across it and into the Esso/Tim Horton’s parking lot, a grey Dodge Neon crept out of the exit, crossing the lane, to make a left turn into the lane that I’m leaving. This is illegal between 7:00am and 9:00am.
I slowed down and stopped on the median, waiting for an opening to continue. She continued to creep across her lane to break the law.
I had no opening, and my chance of finding an opening was diminishing quickly. Why? Because stupid in the Dodge Neon was now blocking the traffic on that side, to make her illegal left turn.
This is the very reason why there are signs indicating NO LEFT TURNS between 7:00am and 9:00am, Monday to Friday. There are two on the median, and one at eye level at the end of the Tim Horton’s drive-thru. You can’t miss them. (This is the location as seen on Google Street View, before the two signs went up on the median; you can see the one sign at the exit from the Esso/Tim Horton’s.)
We were at a stalemate. I couldn’t cross because she was blocking the traffic, which was blocking me, and she couldn’t continue to break the law because I was blocking her.
She then made a really bad decision; she gestured with her hands and mouthed something at me like I was the one at fault. Her window was up, so I couldn’t hear anything she said.
My window was down. I yelled back and pointed at one of the two signs on the median, “Look at the sign! No left turns!”
She gestured again as if to say Pffft… who cares…
The traffic continued to build up. I yelled back, and pointed to her right, “Go that way!”
Seriously, it’s not that difficult. Turn right and then make a legal U-turn where the median breaks 5 seconds down the road.
She mouthed something that looked like “I can’t” and shook her head.
I yelled again, “GO THAT WAY!” I don’t know why I bothered; clearly her Dodge Neon was not capable of turning right. My bad?
Again, she said “I can’t.”
Traffic started to build up behind me. A few cars drove around her, leaving an opening for me, so I continued across.
As I passed her window, I took the opportunity to express my displeasure and yelled, “You’re breaking the fuckin’ law!”
I sincerely hope their day continues to be as bright and cheery as it began. :)