KNOXVILLE, Tenn. - A man in Knoxville, Tenn., says he was so consumed by the spirit of God that he fell and hit his head while worshipping.For the sake of the human race, I hope at least one (or both!) of the following happens:
Man sues Tennessee church for $2.5 million over spiritual fall
- The judge laughs this man's ass out of court.
- The man get a bigger dose of "the spirit of God" so that he doesn't get back up the next time he falls.