It’s the Canadian Thanksgiving today!
It’s time for family and friends to get together and give thanks for… blah, blah, blah, blah, blah… *yawn*
We give thanks for everything now. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but to do it once a year really is dumb and unless we’re talking to the people we’re thanking, it’s rather pointless.
Thankful for friends. Thankful for being employed. Thankful for having a roof over our heads. Thankful for our health.
The list goes on.
Are we not thankful for these things any other day of the year? Sure we are. So, why do we feel the need to celebrate being thankful for these things one day of they year?
What a load of crap. Tradition is being thankful for the end of harvest.
Have you ever stopped to ask yourself why you are thankful for friends? Are you thankful that they took pity on you and decided to be your friend? Huh? Give yourself some credit. Perhaps you’re just a likeable person? Thank yourself for that. Or maybe you should thank their parents for having sex.
Stop bitching about your job if you’re thankful for being employed. Thank your boss for not firing your whiny ass, or choosing you when they had to make a choice of who to let go during a layoff. If you don’t like your job enough to bitch about it, go find another one and be thankful that you have a choice.
While we’re at it, stop bitching that it’s a Monday. At least you woke up in the morning.
Thank a doctor for your health. Hell, thank your parents, or whoever raised you.
The point is, don’t wait for one day of the year to sit around a table, stuff your face, and tell other people why you’re thankful. You can sit around and stuff your face any time.
Tell the people who deserve the thanks and don’t wait for the second Monday in October to do it.
Thank YOU for reading.
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