Wednesday, April 4, 2007

My Fine Is... $420.50

I found this one on the net.

Your life acts can cost you. How much are you fined? Tally up your fines for each of these acts.
  1. Smoked pot -- $10
  2. Did acid -- $5
  3. Ever had sex at church -- $25
  4. Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
  5. Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
  6. Had sex for money -- $100
  7. Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20
  8. Vandalized something -- $20
  9. Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
  10. Beat up someone -- $20
  11. Been jumped -- $10
  12. Crossed dressed -- $10
  13. Given money to stripper -- $25
  14. Been in love with a stripper -- $20
  15. Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
  16. Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
  17. Ever drive drunk -- $20
  18. Ever got drunk at work/school, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
  19. Used toys while having sex -- $30
  20. Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
  21. Went skinny dipping -- $5
  22. Had sex in a pool -- $20
  23. Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
  24. Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
  25. Cheated on your significant other -- $10
  26. Masturbated -- $10
  27. Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
  28. Done oral -- $5
  29. Got oral -- $5
  30. Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
  31. Stole something -- $10
  32. Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
  33. Made a nasty home video -- $15
  34. Had a threesome -- $50
  35. Had sex in the wild -- $20
  36. Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
  37. Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
  38. Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
  39. Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
  40. Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
  41. Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
  42. Went streaking -- $5
  43. Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15.50
  44. Been arrested -- $5
  45. Spent time in jail -- $15
  46. Peed in the pool -- $0.50
  47. Played spin the bottle -- $5
  48. Done something you regret -- $20
  49. Had sex with your best friend -- $20
  50. Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
  51. Had anal sex -- $80
  52. Lied to your mate -- $5
  53. Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
Tally it up and Title it..."My Fine Is..."

One interesting thing to note is that there are only 3 acts on the list that have cent values, leaving two possibly combinations that will give you with a 60 cent value on your total.

1 comment:

  1. Holy crap! My fine is $871.10! It would have been much more if I had to count certain things every time I did them...

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